The Fox Archives

"How long do deer live?? if they were to live a full life…..it would definitely be longer than a dog"

"Why can’t it be up syndrome?"

"Can you imagine if we were giants, like can you imagine snatching up 10 cows and just eating them."

"What turned her away from the BBC?"

"I don’t want these cum dumpsters paying me with cum money."

"There's a hooker in Hillsborough who wants to have sex with me."

"Why do you guys want to be less authentic?"

"Okay, what do you think of a 5'1 chubby girl?"

"Art is the number one hijacker of crime"

"I think white people are just waiting to be darker"

"I like to keep my debit low"

"It's the most crazy fart you can smell"

"He only smelled nice because it was his birthday"

"Do you have carpet or drapes"

"If you smelled snoop doggs fart it would be the strongest weed"

"Ryans biggest criminal charge: “discrimination of a minor”"

"School shootings are just a way for kids to have a ramped up food fight"

"Have you ever walked in a bathroom and thought you were in an airplane"

"They should put rosa parks in GTA"

"Even if a bot follows you, it’s kinda a complement"

"Andrew Tate should have a booth at career fairs"

"I heard the first few startup sounds of a ferrari kinda sound like nigger"

"Does the area between y’alls balls and your gooch smell like cum?"

"This is the smell when you grill kyra’s butt"

"Where are the trad trannies?"

"I could hit a dab of a fart"

"Would you consider having a pizza cake for your birthday?"

"Gaza Beans"

"Camel wagyu"

"I was black. You know that?"

"I’m surprised they haven’t started doing school shootings with guns from like… Unreal Tournament and shit."

"I had this idea for a chair that’s shaped like a snail, but if it falls on its side, you’d be trapped, so you’d have to put it against the wall and screw it into a dud."

"I heard about this pedophile who had warped face, I think they called him ‘The Warp’"

"Have you ever pranked your boss by doing fake fart sounds?"

"Did you know you say ‘gay’ everytime you say ‘games’?"

"These underaged people man, they go everywhere in these spots in Hillsborough"

(Proposed tedx where everyone gets in a line based on the color of the skin, like a gradient where the darkest are in the back)

"What if I became the Hitler of the good?"

"you know my aunt got bit by an old person one time"

"I’ve been trying to dress like more of a cowboy lately"

"Something about the pope being on H3 podcast"

"Did you know there’s hair in your butt so that when poop comes out, there’s a place for it to stay"

"I wonder how many marshmallows would fit inside of Will"

"You know, I used to be circumcised"

"The only thing they can do to me is put me in the hospital... where all my friends are :D"

"What if on every Doordash order I went on... I got to fuck the person at the house."

"I feel like we’re getting to the orgy section of things in our friend group"

"Apparently saying ‘boy’ to black people is really racist"

"We should start celebrating as a nation when we rape a terrorist"

"Cum doesn’t even taste that good"

"You know, my aunt got bit by an old person one time"

"Kamala used to be one of diddy’s girls"

"There’s a white guy with a BBL"

"Did you know it’s good for your teeth to eat dessert before dinner?"

"Wouldn’t it be cool if anyone you worked for had like a porn side of the company?"

"I used to eat the soap in the bath."

"One thing about biking is you can’t really check your phone when you’re driving"

"I would like to order a drink with a dollar of interest."

"I think he’s more black than he is muslim"

"I’ve never been actually fired, actually, till now….hahahaha"

"What if your mouse could turn into a sunglasses holder? Like a sunglasses case?"

"Have you ever read 1989 by George Orwell?"

"It's Like an Apple... Town..."

"I think it would be a good idea to get a young woman. Like an untouched, pure soul, 18... just so long as she hasn't been raped. They get a lot of like, emotional trauma from that."

"Some girls, you just can't tell if they're dudes or not."